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Christmas Jokes

Christmas amusing stories

An Amusing Christmas Try-on Mary-Jo was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new dress. So she went out shopping and in the clothing store she asked the assistant, ‘May I try on that dress in the window, please?’ ‘Certainly not, madam,’ responded the salesgirl, ‘You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.’ Funny Religious Jokes from Christmas Crackers Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson because he brought … Continue reading

Christmas crackers jokes

Christmas crackers jokes

Christmas crackers are a British tradition dating back to Victorian times when in the early 1850s, London confectioner Tom Smith started adding a motto to his sugared almond bon-bons which he sold wrapped in a twisted paper package. The story goes that he was inspired to add ‘bang’ when he heard the crackle of a log he had just put on the fire. He decided to make a log shaped package that would produce a … Continue reading

Statistics and facts

Statistics and facts

Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from non-practitioners. G. O. Ashley Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. Jean Baudrillard Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Henry Clay I could prove God statistically. George Gallup Round numbers are always false. Samuel Johnson Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance. Morris Kline Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher … Continue reading