Quotations and aphorisms about shit and the human beings
Quotations and aphorisms about shit and the human beings

Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!
Gilles Deleuze

You have less honour than a piece of shit.
Alison Goodman

Thinking too much can be very dangerous, above all if you have scraps of shit instead of brain cells!
Carl William Brown

One “oh shit” can erase a thousand attaboys.
Scott Adams

I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: ‘How do you do?’ ‘Hello, how are you?’ Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong – it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.”
Johnny Depp

You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen to you if you can make a statement whereby their response is, “No Shit!” or at least, “No kidding!”
Gael Boardman

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Frank Dane

There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It’s all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.
Michael Douglas

You learn to put your emotional luggage where it will do some good, instead of using it to shit on other people, or blow up aeroplanes.
Margaret Drabble

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Bears shit in the woods.
Evangelos Venizelos

Shiny as shit, but is it gold? Nah.
Nesbitt Pierce

Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.
Johnny Depp

I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.
Mel Brooks

Don’t shit on your own doorstep.
Proverb

If you think you know what the hell is going on, you’re probably full of shit.
Robert Anton Wilson

Europe is not a confederation of states, it is a confused and mended bundle of various shit nations!
Carl William Brown

You learn to put your emotional luggage where it will do some good, instead of using it to shit on other people, or blow up aeroplanes.
Margaret Drabble

The first draft of anything is shit.
Ernest Hemingway

You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives; shit happens…
Angelina Jolie quotes

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy… he’ll know what to do with it.
Doug Horton

The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway

The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer’s radar and all great writers have had it.
Ernest Hemingway

The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer’s radar and all great writers have had it.
Ernest Hemingway

Nothing new under the sun, only and always the same shit!
Carl William Brown

Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
Sealyforge

Americans have a special horror of giving up control, of letting things happen in their own way without interference. They would like to jump down into their stomachs and digest the food and shovel the shit out.
William S. Burroughs

There isn’t any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.
Ernest Hemingway

I am ready for whatever’s coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The shit hurts sometimes, but I realize what I am, what I have become. The alien man waved his arms up and down and noticed that he couldn’t wave in the right language so he stopped.
Henry Rollins

This is your brain.” I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.
Bill Hicks

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy… he’ll know what to do with it.
Doug Horton

Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
Lyndon B. Johnson

No, I don’t think people really give a shit about that (meeting one’s maker) unless they’re completely bamboozled by religious superstition – to live your life in planning for this good time you’re going to have in the sky.
Frank Zappa

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.
Mitch Hedberg

Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.
Madonna

Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being.
Antonin Artaud

It’s great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I’ve been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.
Bill Hicks

He can’t get away with that shit, that he’s the sexiest man alive, at home. He’s not Brad Pitt. He’s Brad, pick up your stuff. He’s Brad, shut the door. He’s my Brad.
Jennifer Aniston

But, let me understand, in a shit country, the capital how might it be? Yea, even worse!
Carl William Brown

Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Those Jesus freaks, well they’re friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut.
Frank Zappa

Profitability doesn’t happen when you’re walking on bullshit.
Jerry Martin

Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.
Toni Morrison

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Shit floats to the top.
Proverb

Shit end of the stick.
Proverb

But then the Roman Empire fell like this- “oh shit”. And we went into what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone was going -“er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?” Then
there was the dark Ages. ” I can’t even see you! Where are you?”
Eddie Izzard

I’m not insecure. I’ve been through way too much f**king sh*t to be insecure. I’ve got huge balls. But I’ve been humbled. That makes you grateful for every day you have.
Drew Barrymore

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit…
David Sedaris

In a shit world, the assholes, being perfectly at ease, can always earn something more.
Carl William Brown

One of the few times in a man’s life when he is not full of shit!
The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”
Jim Lawrence

In economics, we borrowed from the Bourbons; in foreign policy, we drew on themes fashioned by the nomad warriors of the Eurasian steppes. In spiritual matters, we emulated the braying intolerance of our archenemies, the Shite fundamentalists.
Barbara Ehrenreich

My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit.
Chuck Palahniuk

The most important thing in art is the frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively – because, without this humble appliance, you can’t know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a “box” around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?
Frank Zappa

When you are living in a shitty country, it is clear that you must strongly doubt of its political, intellectual, religious, business, administrative, and bureaucratic class.
Carl William Brown

One’s own shit doesn’t smell.
Old Russian saying

I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me”
Rowan Atkinson

The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway

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Cesar A. Cruz

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